5 Jobs You Wanted as a Kid (And Why They Suck) - Page 2 | Cracked.com
Astronaut - show your kid what it's like to be one:
Step 1: Go buy a van - preferably a 1976 Peugeot.
Step 2: Have the owner's manual translated into Russian.
Step 3: Tell your child to pretend the van is a space station, and that his or her assignment is to rotate the tires.
Step 4: Push the van to the bottom of a swimming pool. Hand your child the translated owner's manual, a toolbox and a balloon full of air.
Posts
0 comments:
Post a Comment